Later that night.... After the Fool's Dice Party....
Every member of the club had their own ways of bringing in a little extra cash for the club. Buster had his street races. Mouse had his porn stuid. William and Kenny sold drugs, but Kenny also was an underground battle rapper. He performed at venues in discrete places for cash prizes. The bigger the battle, the higher the stakes... The more cash that was on the line. Usually each rapper agreed on a wadger... The host of the battle went by the name Organik. Every rapper and any hustler with any credibility at all had a stage name. No one at these events actually went by their real names. Kenny went under the name Foolish K.
The cash prize for tonight was $2,000 each of the two rappers for Kenny's battle put up a grand. There was more at stake than just money for kenny in this battle. His ego and his pride were on the line as well. He wasn't super renown in the battling scene. It was something he had just started doing, but he was good at it. He had no reputation for being bad on the mic or being ill with it. He was white as heck and everyone assumed he was garbage. Kenny had invited Piper to tonight's battle.
He wasn't sure why but something about the girl just made him want her around. They kicked it around at the Fool's Party earlier and mostly had a good time. Kenny showed her off to his buddies and bragged on her a bit, but there was no official label on it. She wasn't his girl, just some girl that he liked. Tonight he was going to change that.
"All the way from the west coast! BATTLER TO MY RIGHT INTRODUCE YOURSELF!" Orgainik shouted into a microphone. "Yo this is Eddy G. AKA Eddy Gonzalez. AKA Ya dad what's good?" Organik laughed at his introduction. Already proclaiming he was going to be Kenny's Daddy after tonight. "HAILING FROM DETROIT BATTLER TO MY LEFT INTRODUCE YOURSELF!" Kenny lifted his microphone. "Foolish K AKA Grandpops, ya dad's dad what's up?" That got a few more laughs from not only the battle host Organik but the crowd as well. "Eddy G won the coin toss he chose to go first he has 2 minutes on the clock. Rapper. Spit that shit!"
Eddy G:
Who the fuck they got me battling?
A motherfucking granola bar?
Bitch there ain't no way that you can go hard!
You blow hard!
You're leaving here so scared
Your jaw jarred
You got no bars
There aint no way you're beating me.
This is Eddy G
If your name was Aladin
The Genie'd be like....
Yo...You know this is Eddy G right?
I am magical and mystical
But you can't wish to win an impossible fight
You're done tonight
Turn out the lights
Say goodnight
Daddy just sung you a motherfucking lullaby.
Organik: Round 1 it's on Foolish K let's go
Foolish K (Kenny)
Yo Check it out.
I got so many ways to dis you
That I'll be playful with you
Matrix kick you
Make you think a fucking spaceship hit you
Now you're in the hospital
With some fatal issues
The nurse comes to do your IV....
..... Now you've got damaged tissues
Because even a 90 pound white nurse named Annabelle can mangle this fool.
You think i'm Killing you Eddy?
I just really think it's funny that you thought you were ready.
You came to battle a beast.
But found out it's a Yeti
And by the look on your face....
I'd say you really fucking regret me
I will twist you off the top
When i snapple your lid
After this battle if you actually live
You'll have a cool story and fun facts you can give
*Kenny holds up a fake bottle cap and pretends to read the quote on the lid*
"Like did you know Foolish K will snatch off your wig
And leave more body parts at the crime scene than the Manson family did?
What you think it's a fib?
They call me terminal illness the way i'm killing this kid.
I'll time travel to the future... Just to kill you and all your kids
Watch the electrical storm pass as i terminator this bitch
So you want war?
It's on
Cuz I'm a lit fuse going off like big bombs
You want more?
Get some!
Because this is only round one
Your ass whippings barely begun!
Want to know who your dad is?
Well... Ask your moms....
She'll show you a picture of me, sigh and say....This is your daddy son. Time!
The crowd was on fire as they were cheering for the skinny white kid they weren't expecitng much out of. Kenny looked in the crowd and saw Piper there. He tossed her a wink and bit at his lower lip in a cocky way as his ego swelled. He killed it. Orgainik had the mic. "Okay that was a hot ass round, round two it's on Eddy G let's gooo! Only Eddy G wasn't rapping. He was staring at Kenny with a stupid look on his face. He thought he would win for sure, but Kenny came with fire. He didn't prepare anything near as good as what Kenny was rapping. He began to choke.
His mind went blank and he started stuttering and stammering and finally he handed the microphone back to Orgainik giving up the match. "Well fuck! Looks like Foolish K won this one. Yall make some motherfucking noise!" The crowd erupted in more cheers as Organik raised Kenny's hand in victory. "Next week come back to see Foolish K take on Verse Murder. This kid is a motherfucking star in the making yall. Okay next battle is DNA vs. Dumbfounded Battlers make your way to the stage.." Kenny got his money from Organik and hopped off the stage into the crowd. Pushing his way up to Piper he pulled her into a kiss. "Glad you could make it. Wasn't sure if you were coming. Hey let me get you a drink." Kenny said disappearing into the crowd to find the bar. Leaving Piper to her own thoughts for a moment.
